Episodes
Thursday Oct 08, 2020
Breast Milk Chapstick as a Licensing Play (with Ed)
Thursday Oct 08, 2020
Thursday Oct 08, 2020
Ed is nice enough to be joined by Pete and Tup on this very special episode. The three old pals discuss some real stuff in this episode, like: whether or not rice is a food, how small retail businesses survive without ever making any money, and the best sleeping positions to prevent eye infections. Pete's father terrorizes a community of friendly squirrel ladies. Due to her generosity of spirit, Ed laughs ever-so-slightly harder than the conversation calls for.
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Mychal Jorddan's Professional Shoe Company
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Tup and Pete interview one another on this very special commemorative 44th episode of the podcast. During the course of the podcast, they talk about some topics like: the "Dinner for Schmucks" of guest wedding singer invitations, the complexities of nickname law, and famous surgery teams. Pete asks a series of questions obviously designed to land him in his favorite impressions and never looks back.
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
The Moral Gymnastics of Joe Biden's leg hair (with Paddy)
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Pete and Tup are kind enough to be joined by local adult and older brother of the podcast, Paddy Muth. The three distinct individuals mostly discuss Paddy's various issues with the podcast, with a few other topics sprinkled in, including: the truth about parents having favorite children, avoiding offending the Taliban, haircutting robots, and terrible christmas gifts. Paddy uses a lot of words and expressions that are intended to distance himself intellectually from the podcast.
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Jesus, Take the Refrigerator
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Tup and, you guessed it, Pete, created another podcast out of thin air as a way of saying "thank you" to each other for continuing to make the podcast. In between the start and the end, they talk about: The G. Gordon Liddy 7 (a famous jazz quartet), the honest bad psychic, big big big big turkey legs at Ren Fest, and Catholic priest as an underrated fallback job for the unmotivated. Several new conspiracies are unearthed.
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
We Are All One Sideburn
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Tup and Pete are alarmed to discover they still have more to podcast about. After podcasting for awhile they realize they in fact did not have anything else to podcast about after all. While realizing that, they discussed: Elrod Hendricks and how he famously created the Christian Scientists, medically induced insomnia, and the untold story of Yancy Aloysius Tittle. Pete nearly kills his fake uncle Bill.
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Chuck Tuna: Big Friend of the Podcast (with Glaze)
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Glaze, having fallen on hard times financially, comes crawling back to the podcast and joins Tup and Pete to talk about some HOT TOPICS. A few things they get into are: death by a thousand slugs, well-thought-out strategies for dealing with the plastic crisis, and emotional coping techniques when stuck in the belly of a whale. Pete lies about his ability to crack his neck with no hands.
Monday Sep 14, 2020
My Mouth Was Taken From Me
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Pete and Tup each independently came up with the idea to do another episode of the podcast, and luckily wound up recording it at the exact same time. In it, they talk about stuff like: Matisyahu's surf schedule, Pete's missed calling as a pop punk front man, and the dark unspoken motives of nicknaming your friends. And since the world always needs another John Kruk themed musical, The Chewman Show was born.
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
The Mumford and Sons of Pizza Establishments (with Jamel)
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
Pete and Tup are lucky enough to wake up, look around, and find themselves on the very same podcast as Jamel Johnson. As is customary, a few different things are discussed, including: Ricki Lake, wheelchair basketball leagues, L.A. celebrity gas station tours, and the different vibes of various spiders. Tup reveals what happens when you drop a bowling ball from a 10 story parking garage. Pete finally unveils his Keanu Reeves impression.
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Almost to His Lifelong Goal of Stabbing a Boat (with Stubbs)
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Stubbs, another friend and "biological" brother of the podcast, joins Tup and Pete on this perfectly passable episode. The three people create a conversation where there was none before which centers around: graduating with a minor in Free Willy, the challenges around successfully translating the large book of facts known as the Bible, and the secret to living forever (unless you accidentally die). Stubbs regales us all with an old fashioned retelling entire plot of some boat movie, leaving out the only detail anyone would care about.
Monday Aug 31, 2020
100 Best Places to Blow Your Head Off Before You Die
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Tup accidentally runs headlong into Pete, and when the smoke clears, a podcast is recorded. Somewhere along the way these important topics get hashed out: different additions to the game of baseball such that the game can never be played the same again, most common causes of death on Mt. Everest, chlorophyll as a kidnapping aid, and of course, Ben Affleck covered in trash, singing that Aerosmith song. A quick but intense game of knifey-forky is played at Pete's bodega.