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Glaze, having fallen on hard times financially, comes crawling back to the podcast and joins Tup and Pete to talk about some HOT TOPICS.  A few things they get into are: death by a thousand slugs, well-thought-out strategies for dealing with the plastic crisis, and emotional coping techniques when stuck in the belly of a whale.  Pete lies about his ability to crack his neck with no hands.

Pete and Tup each independently came up with the idea to do another episode of the podcast, and luckily wound up recording it at the exact same time.  In it, they talk about stuff like: Matisyahu's surf schedule, Pete's missed calling as a pop punk front man, and the dark unspoken motives of nicknaming your friends.  And since the world always needs another John Kruk themed musical, The Chewman Show was born.

Pete and Tup are lucky enough to wake up, look around, and find themselves on the very same podcast as Jamel Johnson.  As is customary, a few different things are discussed, including: Ricki Lake, wheelchair basketball leagues, L.A. celebrity gas station tours, and the different vibes of various spiders.  Tup reveals what happens when you drop a bowling ball from a 10 story parking garage.  Pete finally unveils his Keanu Reeves impression. 

Stubbs, another friend and "biological" brother of the podcast, joins Tup and Pete on this perfectly passable episode.  The three people create a conversation where there was none before which centers around: graduating with a minor in Free Willy, the challenges around successfully translating the large book of facts known as the Bible, and the secret to living forever (unless you accidentally die).  Stubbs regales us all with an old fashioned retelling entire plot of some boat movie, leaving out the only detail anyone would care about.

Tup accidentally runs headlong into Pete, and when the smoke clears, a podcast is recorded.  Somewhere along the way these important topics get hashed out:  different additions to the game of baseball such that the game can never be played the same again, most common causes of death on Mt. Everest, chlorophyll as a kidnapping aid, and of course, Ben Affleck covered in trash, singing that Aerosmith song.  A quick but intense game of knifey-forky is played at Pete's bodega. 

Pete and Tup are lucky enough to be joined on the podcast by the very talented Don Kim.  In their travels through the cast, the three totally separate people talk about things like: the great Mummers vs. Shriners rivalry, the secret life of Theranos machine operators, and whether Don's voice carpet matches his drapes.  The seeds of a new Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs musical are planted.  

Pete invites Tup back on the podcast after himself having been invited back by Tup, and the two create another episode made out of talking.  A few of the monumental achievements in conversation are: the underappreciated entertaining aspects of being captured behind enemy lines, the challenges of starting a boy band, and tape worms.  The podcasters decide to start a GoFundme to recreate a team photo with the J.V. basketball team they coached.

Pete and Tup are joined this time by well-known musician, friend and roommate of the podcast, Mike "The Elbow Man" Corbett.  The three of them take time out of their busy schedules to talk about: getting some new traditions around here for goodness sakes, Paul Giamatti's failed Forrest Gump audition, and the great Citizen Kane vs. Billy Madison debate.  Pete kicks the crap out of a navy seal. 

Pete returns to the podcast, as does Tup, in this episode they made together.  This one turned out to be a real barn burner, depending on what that means.  A few of the topics that got burned up are: combining tattoos, botox, and flu shots into one really good business idea, James Earl Jones, flying recumbent bikes, and Kyrgyzstani goatsketball.  Pete's mom bullies him for trying to look cool.

Tup and Pete barely meet their contractual obligation to create another podcast episode in this episode of the podcast.  Just so you don't necessarily have to listen to it, they talk about: Irish bar singers and their love of books, personalized Netflix thumbnails, the skinny tattoo comic book department, and modern sleepwalking remedies.  Pete is attacked by bats.