Episodes
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Steve God vs. God Johnson
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Tup and Pete have a few conversations that just barely constitute a podcast, mainly due to the fact that the conversations were recorded. The important things that get discussed are: the world's funniest pope names, disease naming culture, and whether indecent exposure laws still make sense in a world where everyone has the same prosthetic genitals. Tup phones in the description of the podcast.
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Is That Wally Loadbearing?
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Pete and Tup, in accordance with the universe's predetermined and well thought out plan, created another podcast. This time they wound up getting into these things: how it is impossible to fix a car, new ways to understand the other side of an issue, how Amish people convince one another they are going crazy, and the headless horseman. Tup shares another dark, twisted Mr. Mike story. Pete pretends to compliment Tup for being impolite.
Monday Mar 22, 2021
God vs. Jesus for All the Marbles
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
God and Jesus join the two standard bearers of the podcast in this particular episode...of the podcast. The conversation takes a few different turns, covering topics such as: fireplace videos, trauma vs. porn-based education techniques, and the arch biases. The love triangle of Britney, Justin and Wade Boggs is placed squarely under the podcast's moral microscope. Pete experiences several big elaborate lessons and comes away with something specific to work on.
Monday Mar 15, 2021
The 2021 St. Paddy's Craictacular (Me Boys)
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Stubbs joins Pete and Tup for another holiday celebration of talking and singing, this time of the Irish persuasion. Along with the standard improvised/terrible song contest, the podcast also covers: an analysis of the world famous Irish accent, the meaning of Danny Boy, and the famous bald-spot haircut made popular by saints. The songs are bad, but the beautiful spirit of the Tullamore Dew can be found in every note. Hahpi St. Poddy's Day!
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Chicken Strangling Machines
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Pete and Tup systematically go through a list of the top 10 most important topics in the world. Some of those topics include: whether drafting your texts in advance makes you a madman, the dangerous game of "fall in love chicken", and fake rocks as a distraction. Pete tries to sort out the difference between 295 and 95.
Monday Mar 01, 2021
One of the Few Drawbacks to Mental Illness
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
The same two guys from the other 69 episodes talk to each other for awhile again in this episode. Some of the things they wind up getting into include: best things to say in the courtroom right before they haul you off to jail, the likelihood of hallucinations being the explanation for every mystery, and masculine vs. feminine hair parts. Tup admits to at least one murder. Pete admits to thinking every cartoon character was based on a real person.
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Would You Like to Try My New Guillotine?
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Pete and Tup chop several topics into tiny bite-sized pieces in a half decent episode of this very podcast. A short list of the things they talk about is listed now, by me, right here: Lil' Uzi Vert's forehead diamond, comedy hackers, and the invention of the word "puke." Pete immediately and fully understands cryptocurrency after basically no explanation.
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Take Pills Until You Become a Cannibal (w/ Randy & Corbs)
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Tup and Pete are thrilled to be joined by well known cousins Randy Syphax and Mike Corbett. In this episode the guys are lucky enough to discuss getting tattoos that explain the choices you’ve made, how Corbs would let Randy win video games so the night wouldn’t be ruined, and Johnny “The Wiggle Man” Depp. Tup chokes on food. Pete works on his Howard Stern impression. Corbs and Randy drink a case.
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Dead Oculus Salesman Blackmail
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Pete and Tup make another perfectly passable episode containing very important information about these things: the evolutionary impact of eyeglasses, different strategies to survive the sinking Titanic, and dealing with hair in your food. Pete tries his hand at debate club. Yet another conversation devolves into a whole thing about crappy homemade virtual reality.
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Tom "The Normal Feet" Johnson
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Tup and Pete fall ass over tea kettle into a perfectly passable episode of the podcast in which they cover these topics: Ways to improve the "To catch a predator" grand entrance, pre-crime alibi videos, and whether we need a president for each layer of the atmosphere. The fellas discover they are long-lost season-based eskimo brothers.