Episodes
Thursday Nov 19, 2020
Flight of the Penguins (with Dare)
Thursday Nov 19, 2020
Thursday Nov 19, 2020
All around great fella and landlord of the podcast, Ryan Dare, wades waist-deep into this episode...and the water is fine. During the podcast, Dare insists on talking with Tup and Pete about: walk-in freezers, catfishing as a way to find a boat friend, and getting thrown in jail for having a doodle. Dare confirms rumors that he might be a bad boat guy. Pete does impressions of Jay and Vargus. Tup joins the German club.
Monday Nov 16, 2020
These Stigmata Really Stick Around
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Another podcast happens in this new episode of the podcast. Pete and Tup talk to one another about a bunch of stuff, including: bee stings as a steroids substitute for kids, the 3 sea shells, stigmata vs. astigmatism, and the evolutionary history of smelling salts. Tup's childhood dog is cancelled.
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Julie Foudy’s Body Double (with Mike Quindlen)
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
The voice of a generation joins the other regular sized voices on the podcast in this very Mike Quindlen-focused episode. Some topics that have the honor to have been discussed include: Chernobyl Times restaurant, different poop-related ways of pissing Mike off, and the debaucherous swinging lifestyle of altar boys. Pete admits to losing hundreds of forks beneath his bed.
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Western Omelette Eyelid Surgery
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Monday Nov 09, 2020
The two podcasters (Tup and Pete) join one another on another podcast this week to talk about what feels like the same basic crap some more. Here are some of the topics that get elevated: evolving straw-like mouths to avoid using regular straws, 58 year old kids, telling your kids they have mad squabbles, and effective new ways to communicate with your barber. Tilda Swinton is not mentioned for a 52nd consecutive streak.
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Diane Lane Sixty Nines Nick Nolte (with Stubbs)
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Stubbs makes his triumphant return to the podcast to discuss these specific topics: capes, kilts and other future fashion phenomena, ideas for how to keep haunted houses scary, and CGI audiences to help keep the movie industry afloat. Stubbs hits Tup and Pete with a few mysterious deaths. Tup menaces Stubbs with a knife. Pete laughs uncontrollably at his own comment.
Monday Nov 02, 2020
All the Conviction of a Catholic in Heat (with Noto)
Monday Nov 02, 2020
Monday Nov 02, 2020
Pants enthusiast, passionate man, and huge friend of the podcast, Adam Noto, joins the other two guys on this very special episode. A few pretty good things are discussed including: a complete history of the Jesuits, what it is like to be hurtling irrevocably towards boat ownership, and pants trends throughout history. Noto irons his wardrobe while on the podcast.
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Koala Bear Duct Taped to a Tree
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Monday Oct 26, 2020
The ol' podcast continues with both Pete and Tup talking to each other for an entire episode. Along the way, they touch on: vitamins ("the tylenol of pills"), a very helpful (p)mnemonic device to remember the difference between subjective and objective, and carnivorous plants. Pete realizes so called "facts" are really just things humans came up with.
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Never Met Someone Else's Dog I Didn't Rename (with Smitty)
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
From clear across some ocean in Hawaii, the one and only Smitty Greenstick joins the two regular guys on this episode of the podcast. The acquaintances hammer through some killer topics like: how all of our dads used to swim naked during gym class, how that isn't true but Pete thinks it is, and how you might consider changing your kids' last name if it is too easy to make fun of. Smitty uses a questionable baseball analogy as part of a near death experience story that, shockingly, seems like it might even be half true.
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Sign This Thing Saying You Won’t Kill Us
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
A podcast unlike any other (aside from the 46 that preceded it) is recorded by Pete and, to a lesser extent, Tup. A bunch of crap is on offer in this episode, including: snatched babies as a rich-person gift idea, the evolutionary history of James Van Der Beek's long face, and a review of which animal species would be voted least likely to snitch on us to aliens. Paul Giamatti returns to the pod to perform his latest one man show.
Monday Oct 12, 2020
The Air Conditioner of the Body
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Pete and Tup reconvene, and somehow manage to remain civil throughout this entire episode of the podcast, in which they hammer out: using the word "cosmos" without hating yourself, the sad fate of hyper-evolved bears, the complex math of barcodes, and the current bubble boy renaissance. Pete, a well-known Saj, has his astrological chart read and is forever changed.